Hey guys!!!! Sorry about the sudden absence, I forgot to tell you about my trip to hawaii. So im not dead just without wifi or connection at all rlly
*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me
hey look a $20 bill
Here, have some J3 being adorable.
YOU ARE THE HERO GOTHAM DESERVES
I’M CRYING BECAUSE OF THAT CAPTION
You are batman. Bless you for saving that cat.
IF UR READING THIS U LOOK VERY CUTE TODAY AND ALSO ILY
when they say simpons did it already
they’re not fucking kidding
TEXTS FROM CAS
Dean is Cas’ bitch
Proabably the 3rd time reblogging this
One time I went on a date to the Olive Garden and I ordered the seafood pasta. I open up one of the muscle oyster things and low and behold there is a tiny crab in there. I freak out and think it’s the craziest thing ever. I keep talking to my then girlfriend about this tiny crab. How hilariously wonderful it is that the little dude crawled in there in the ocean only to become a freaky little part of my pasta. She is very unamused and clearly wants me to shut the hell up about this tiny crab and be a normal person. She is 0% excited about the tiny crab.
The waitress comes over eventually and is like ‘hey how’s the meal?’ and I’m like ‘awesome, but you gotta check this out! i found a tiny crab in here!’ and waitress freaks out and thinks its awesome. And she is like ‘can I take this to show everyone else?’ and I’m all like ‘hells yeah.’ So she does and everyone else that works there thinks it’s awesome.
Girlfriend SUPER annoyed.
Date the waitress.
I’ve never seen Dean look so done
choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you
my mom’s boyfriend is this 6’2 super buff macho dude with many facial piercings who enjoys death metal and i just came downstairs and found him crying because they had to put down a dog on animal cops
i like him
“Every new country she goes to, she gets colored in. Epic”.
Omfg that’s so sick.
hopefully she’ll get all countries filled in omg i’m so excited for her
normally i’m not big on tattoos but this is awesome
hopefully over my lifetime on tumblr I see updated versions of this